Everyday Acronyms: Coming and Going

AFK Away from keyboard bak Back at keyboard BFN Bye for now Variations: B4N, BBL (be back later). BRB Be right back
CU See you The more formal version of CYA (See ya) LTNS Long time, no see

Flaming and Feuding
GAL Get a life The exact opposite of HAND (have a nice day).
KISS Keep it simple, stupid PU That stinks TSWC Tell someone who cares

Hooting and Hollering
GFETE Grinning from ear to ear LOL Laughing out loud
LMAO Laughing my ass off ROTFL Rolling on the floor laughing. ROTFLMAO combination for effect.

Opining and Informing
AAMOF As a matter of fact AFAIK As far as I know AFAIC (as far as I'm concerned), AFAICT (as far as I can tell).
BTW By the way A kissin' cousin to FYI (for your information) and FWIW (for what it's worth).
DAMHIKT Don't ask me how I know this EOD End of discussion HTH Hope this helps
IMHO In my humble opinion Variations: IMNSHO (in my not so humble opinion), IMCO (in my considered opinion).

ISTR I seem to recall
IANALB I am not a lawyer, but... J/K Just kidding Best used when combined with the :) emoticon.
OT Off topic OTOH On the other hand

Exotic Acronyms
AIAMU And I'm a monkey's uncle BBFBBM Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel You have the physique of a Tonka truck and the intellect of Barbie.
CMF Count my fingers RML (read my lips) TMT (tally my toes) DGT Don't go there
DQYDJ Don't quit your day job Or as said on The Sopranos, 'FAGIDDABOUDIT.' TMI Too much information

Everyday Emoticons
:) Smile :( Frown ;) Wink :o Shocked ?-( Black eye (((Insert name here))) A cyberhug for the person whose name is surrounded by parentheses
:P Disgusted The P indicates a protruding tongue.5:) Elvis @>--;-- A rose

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